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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 - Xbox 360

Pros Cons
Addictive gameplay Poor storytelling
Innovative concepts  
Fantastic multiplayer  
Just plain fun  
Multiplayer incredible,campain plain confusing

Im not going to get into the campain, but I well talk about the multiplayer.
The multiplayer is just what you would expect after MW2 and then some. The new point thing is really working for me. I've always been playing the objective and now Call of Duty has made the K/D look even more overated then before. Best multiplayer yet!

Grand Theft Auto IV - Xbox 360

Pros Cons
Amazing visuals  
Engaging story  
Intense action  
Addictive gameplay  
Addictive gameplay  
Innovative concepts  
Fantastic multiplayer  
Just plain fun  
BEST GTA EVER, I've played everyone since GTA 3 when I was like 10

Best GTA Ever, It had the best protagonist, the best story and the best supporting cast such as Brucie, Ramon, Packie and all the brothers Mccreary,and kate mccreary. Alot of people complained that it wasn't as cool as san andreas. Niko had military training, and a great backstory. A good game gives you a character you could relate to, and he had plenty of very well developed characters. That followed an uninterrupted plot with great story telling. plus the supporting cast I mentioned who you could hang out with like. Roman,Brucie,Packie and all the other brothers Mcreary. plus Kate. Hopefully the game (GTA V) will be so good that it satisfies everyone, I hope that's th case. Oh yeah, I really hope they keep the cab option, one source said that to get from one place to another driving could take 15minutes. I don't know how true that is though.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 - Xbox 360

Pros Cons
Intense action Poor storytelling
Addictive gameplay  
Tight controls  
Just plain fun  
If It Ain't Broke...

NOTE: This is a review of the single-player mode of the game, me being multiplayer-challenged. If you want to hear about that, read the Gamepro review, why doncha?

Really, it's easy to sum up Modern Warfare 3 in a nutshell. If you enjoy the Call of Duty series - be it the Modern Warfare set or otherwise - you'll enjoy this game.

That's more or less all there is to it.

If you want me to go into more detail, Modern Warfare 3 is a little like a "Greatest Hits" collection of the rest of the franchise. Enjoy the "Death From Above" level in the first MW game? That's in here. Enjoy using the Predator Drones in the second one? That's here too. There are any number of individual moments that harken back to previous games in the series, including some non-MW games. Really, all they needed to do to make it complete was bring back Reznov. And really, considering the storytelling "prowess" - and I use that word very loosely, in case you couldn't tell - we see in this series, I literally half-expected that to happen. (Can you imagine? What would he be in this game - 100 years old or something? I can still totally see it.)

I'll skip a thorough synopsis since it's already on Wikipedia anyway, and very little effort appears to have been put into the story anyway, so why should I waste my time? Bottom line - you get to go to a lot of different places, and there's a lot of people dying. And yes, you've heard of some of them. Like I said, if you want to know exactly who, check Wikipedia or something. (Don't, on the other hand, check the Kotaku summary that came out oh-so-long ago. There are more than a few things they ended up getting wrong.) That probably makes sense - unless this is going into "trilogy-plus-one" territory, something I certainly wouldn't put past Infinity Ward, a lot of people are going to get whacked.

As far as playing the game through, it's pretty much the same old CoD you've gotten used to. The mechanics are basically the same. The gameplay is basically the same. I played the whole game through and tried to find something that felt different than previous MW games, but it really didn't feel different at all, besides a few weapons which didn't come into play before.

But at the end of the day, if you're playing Modern Warfare 3, that probably means you enjoyed the first two. And considering you aren't seeing anything hugely different here, you'll probably enjoy this one as well. It's still that much fun if this is the kind of game you're into. And if you played through either MW1 or MW2 and thought, well, this isn't for me, then let me advise you to wait for Skyrim or Halo Anniversary, because you won't enjoy this one.

Like I said, that's all there is to it.

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D - 3DS

Pros Cons
  Braindead computer AI
Zelda for kids & retards

Just when u thought this site was safe from the likes of me & my far superior reviewing skills of which the likes have never been known before.
Bitching @ me like a typical fat yank isn't gonna stop me from making my point & if I can annoy a few of u pricks along the way then all the better for me & all my fans too..now for the upsetting part many a tear has been shed whilst reading my previous reviews & this baby won't be any different.Zelda is crap the gameplay is crap the graphics are crap & everything about it is crap.people below the age of 12 might disagree with me but they don't know any better,they are still young & foolish.older people should have ventured beyond the safety of their bedroom doors by now & tasted the wonders that the world has to offer.
This game is fine for kids they will grow up and move on given time but if you're still playing shit games after you've reached the age of 20 there's something seriously wrong with development as a human being,u shoul by now have the skills to interact with other human beings & maybe form relationships.If not that's your problem & your gonna have to learn to come to terms with it.
Ciao for now you stupid cornbread eating,pig fucking retards.

That's it from me,you can go back to your trailers now.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - PS3

Pros Cons
Amazing visuals Doesn't live up to expectations
  It's boooring
  Unresponsive controls
Expected more innovation...

I know so many people are excited about Skyrim, and I'm sure many people will put hundreds of hours in to the game and thoroughly enjoy it. Unfortunately I'm just not one of those people.

I should start by saying that I was never a big fan of Oblivion either. I put about 20 hours in to the game before I felt like playing the game was more of a chore than it was actually fun. The dungeons seemed repetitive, I hated the scaling system, the quests were boring... I just couldn't get in to.

I was hoping Skyrim would improve on some of these problems, but unfortunately it hasn't. I also tried to play Fallout 3 and couldn't get in to that either. I think I just don't like the Bethesdas style. Too much talking to NPCs, not enough action, repetition within the action, too many random items that have no point (I hate accidentally picking up a cup only to have to go in to my inventory later and drop it). I don't like the combat system and find it very lame that you have to pause the battle to switch spells/weapons.. it just makes it feel so unnatural. Even the dragon battles were disappointing.

If you enjoyed Oblivion and/or Fallout 3, I'm sure you'll enjoy Skyrim as well. But if you're like me and didn't like these games, then you will probably also not like Skyrim.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 - Xbox 360

Pros Cons
Engaging story Annoying audio
  Not enough content
  Doesn't live up to expectations
  It's boooring
  Repetitive gameplay
  Terrible multiplayer
  Braindead computer AI
  Lousy camera/viewpoint
MW3 Equals Terrible Game

I can't believe that people actually think that mw3 is better than bf3.
I can tell why some do, because there 5 years old and will stick by there loser no matter what.
I Couldn't believe my eyes when I got into the first match on mw3, GARBAGE,JUNK and OUTDATED, plain and simple.
MW3 isn't in the same arena as BF3.
There's one thing that MW3 has better and that's the story.
The only reason for that is because BF3 isn't running 60 fps.
So to all you COD noobs, your winning streak has ended. So be smart trade in MW2 I mean MW3 lol and get a real game BF3, you can camp on it too for all you little boys that think your good because you sit there and wait for someone to walk in front of you LOLOLOLOL!!!

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 - Xbox 360

Pros Cons
  Ugly visuals
  Doesn't live up to expectations
  It's boooring
  Repetitive gameplay
  Terrible multiplayer
MW2.3

This game didn't live up to my expectations at all. The multiplayer is just really boring and caters to the casual crowd too much. Overall the game just feels boring and uninspired. Even if you're a CoD fan I'd recommend waiting til this hits the bargain bin.

The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword - Wii

Pros Cons
  Ugly visuals
  Annoying audio
  Poor storytelling
  Not enough content
  Doesn't live up to expectations
  It's boooring
  Repetitive gameplay
  Unresponsive controls
  Terrible multiplayer
  Braindead computer AI
  Lousy camera/viewpoint
Robin hood Theif In Tights


I ain't going nowhere I ain't going nowhere I can't be stopped now GamesMasterForLife.
Once upon a time there was a Twat like never before called "Link". "Link to what?" I hear you say I dunno,but if you want to find out don't think you will do so from playing this latest instalment of the Zelda shitfest because you will be dissapointed not only because you wont find out but mainly down to the very poor graphics & gameplay.due in no small part to the current recession.all you loyal fans of Robin Hood & dr Spock will keep coming back in your thousands to this crap,so sit back relax get your Optrex eye solution ready & prepare to cry,keep an onion close by incase your mum walks into the room & asks you why u r crying then you can say "It's not me it's the onion "As far as the game is concerned it wouldn't suprise me if this game doesn't bankrupt Nintendo it's just so shit.*Graphics-CRAP*Story-CRAP*Gameplay-CRAP*Music-CRAPIf you twats still rush out to buy this shit game then you deserve each other & I hope both you & the game are very happty together.
The game involves running around fantasy world again I think there might be a Princess somewhere in the game again & lots of goblins,trolls & rats for you to fight with.a non stop rollercoaster fun ride for all you mentally retarted priks.if you're looking for a shit game then look no further you've found the review for it which means you are only a short wait away from 1 of the crappest games of 2011 if not ever.If I was inchareg @ nintendo I would bring this game into 2011 & update it,fuck knows someone needs to.how about some machine guns,cars drugs bazooka's, aeroplanes & maybe some helicopters & tanks.terrorists & bombs would be something that everyone in the world today is quite familiar with.Change the game don't just release the same game & put it in a new box with a different picture on the fornt.people will eventually notice somethings not quite right with the game.how many times do Nintendo think they can release the same thing without someone noticing.I know this game is for kids but even kids aren't this stupid & blind .are they ?"

Hope you read my review & take notice of it,it will save you about £40 if you only listen to me.